I graduated college at the beginning of the summer and still don’t have a job. Maybe if this blog gets really popular, I’ll make a ton of money and be actual friends with Mindy Kaling. Right now we’re pretend friends in my head. We hung out last night.
So about me: I have a dick father, I use humor as a defense mechanism and am painfully candid. In all, I have the makings of a very funny person! If only I were actually funny.